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can you believe it?
over the edge she flew!
the monster had captured the maiden
and it made
unreasonable demands
what a story!
like something you would read
in a fantasy
not something real like this
i'm telling you it
it made it made reasonable
no unreasonable demands!

so i went up to him
i said
i said
what do you think you're doing?
that's my chattel you're holding
in your big dumb fist
you're making unreasonable demands!
oh oh don't try to sweet talk your way out of this
it's about time you and me got down to
brass tacks
nuts n bolts
tell me what you're after
not all of this shit talk
it's unreasonable

nononono

to conclude this little story
the fella fueled his anger mightily
but i gave him the old stab in the gut
then the boy-o was ripe for the killing
ah dear lord how i struggled to chop his limbs off
let my princess out and have a good ol time with her
you know i'm something of a romantic
once i get going
we drank his blood and got busy on his corpse
yeah!

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